One day, I was scrolling along on BlueSky when I came across a post that had a photo of a dildo and the extras they had selected. The photo also showed a map and a tin canister, all very clearly from the same company. It was one of the most […]
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1 Every once in a while, I find myself absolutely fascinated by mini vibrators. I know I may normally be a bit of size royalty, but sometimes even the lil guys need love too! Which is why I wanted to review the BMS Mini Swan Wand Vibrator. It’s cute & compact […]
BMS Mini Swan Wand Glow-in-the-Dark Vibrator Review
I went years of my adult life not knowing about pussy plugs. I only learned about pussy plugs in my 30’s, and now I can happily admit that I love them. My first pussy plug was the SquarePegToys G Squeeze, a toy originally designed to help vaginal stuffing but has […]
SquarePegToys G Squeeze Pussy Plug Review
The day I stop telling you that I love grinders is the day you should be worried. Because I LOVE GRINDERS! Grinders, or grind pads, have come a long way since my very first one. You’ve read my reviews the Inya Grinder by NS Novelties and the CalExotics Dual Rider […]
Orion VibePad 3 Review
You know how I love independent toy makers! Today, I’m shining light on Twilight Meadow Creations, a Swedish based queer owned toy company. They’re the makers of Näcken, a semi-realisitc dildo that my wife and I both love. Started in 2019, Twilight Meadow Creations is a passion project turned business […]
Twilight Meadow Creations Näcken Dildo Review
1 Mushrooms are so popular. I don’t just mean the edible variety or even the psychedelic variety. I see mushrooms in art work, on lingerie, on shirts, on dishes, as decorative pillows… I could keep going. But where I don’t see a lot of mushrooms is in the sex toy industry. […]
Maia Trippy Toys Shroomie Vibrator Review
There’s something important you should know about me: I love throwing strap. I’m not a 100% top, but I get a lot of pleasure from using my strap-on to make a lover or scene partner achieve pleasure. And as a performer, this is kind of A Thing my peers know […]
BananaPants BumpHer Dildo Base for Strap-On Review
Whew. Where do I begin? I’ve meant to properly blog about my international move to the Netherlands for a while now. I originally hoped to have a more personal blog go up leading up to move, but I can’t even begin to describe just how stressful the moving process and […]
Life After My Big International Move to the Netherlands
Years ago, I came across Tracy’s Dog thanks to an Amazon review that went viral. I don’t remember the exact review, but it went along the lines of “OH MY GOD” and proceeded to hilariously describe the intense pleasure the OG by Tracy’s Dog gave them. Ever the skeptic, I […]